Penguins, why penguins?

I feel like the "Pain Train" is getting a bit worn. what is a pain train? why would anyone keep one around? surely the man who invented the pain train now suffers greatly from the burden on his conscious that the inventing of such a hideously diabolical harbringer of pain would surely bring.
But i digress. Darmouth ultimate is moving into an unprecedented abundance of victories and blogging. and we need a new image to herald in this era. I propose "The Dartmouth Penguins," with a motto "Penguins, why penguins?" (which should hopefully answer any questions you are having right now).
imagine what layouts in the snow would look like...

7 Comments:
No.
Yes.
very yes.
If you D-bags change the name in two years, I will not be happy.
Pain Train FOREVER.
And Pov, quit commenting on other blogs and post something on your own.
very poo.
Is there some way we could name the team after seigs? i feel like just having a play and a defensive formation isn't enough.
if "the dartmouth seigses" doesn't catch, maybe we can add another adjective, like "the flying seigses" or "the stalwart seigses." I'll come up with a bitmap picture for it.
if you change to the penguins no alums will donate money ever again. i hope you enjoy your self-sponsored spring break to that bench on Main Street where all the Hanover High kids hang out.
the pain train IS coming.
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