Be True to Your Cell

Sunshine and I thought we'd go out for a nice little jaunt (in shorts, mind you) on Rip Road. A harmless, mid-afternoon jog turned horrifying, however, when we saw the FULLY PANTSED legs of one Kristen Grant, one Alison Kay, and one Liz Middleton. No Pants is not just a name, people. It's a lifestyle. Get some spandex and get with the program.

Disheartened and disillusioned,
Coach

(cue homestar's reaction to Li'l Brudder....http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail109.html)